We regret to inform you this blog has been suspended until further notice due to work commitments. These commitments will likely lead to my eventual commitment to a state-run institution of some sort, fingers-crossed they have free wi-fi.
Computers…which you all know I have loved like they were my own motherboards…have turned on me. Until a peaceful negotiation can be worked out which will get those robotic-satanic pieces of hardware back in line, my time is short and my brain mush.
Why I didn’t become a farmer, I’ll never know. I mean, look at these happy people above. They’ve never even heard of computers or network drives or interfaces and look at the joy on their faces?
Wish me luck, say a prayer and if you live in a state that allows you to ship liquor…make yourself useful, wouldya?
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April 21, 2009 at 9:38 am
Emily from Mommin It Up
You are SO FUNNY!
April 21, 2009 at 9:38 am
Jenny from Mommin' It Up!
hilarious as usual. COME BACK SOON!! Will send booze.
April 21, 2009 at 9:49 am
Marianne
Amy, are you having an Office Space kick-the-crap-outta-the-fax machine kinda week?
Cracking me up as usual!
April 21, 2009 at 10:02 am
Andrea @ Mommy Snacks.net
Hahahahaha.
April 21, 2009 at 1:22 pm
tricia
WHAT??? No! You can’t go on strike. Can I help you with maybe a computer/person therapy of sorts? We will miss you. . .don’t leave. On a bright note there is Tequila on this month’s OAMM menu so that should help (just save 8 oz).
April 21, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Amazing Greis
BEEP, BEEP! We’ll miss you while you’re gone. Have a drink or ten for me!
April 21, 2009 at 2:17 pm
sandy toe
lol
sandy toe
April 21, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Headless Mom
Actually, dude on the right has really amazing eyes.
Just sayin’.
April 21, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Stella B
wow, how utterly surprising that the computers at your office would be causing troubles! I mean, with such a professional level of IT support, its pretty unbelievable!
Of course, by “professional” I mean “one guy” and by “IT support” I mean “able to turn off the server and turn it back on, and little else”
chin up – and if you want liquor, you can come drink it at my house!
April 21, 2009 at 3:48 pm
anymommy
Don’t let the little electronic bastards get you down. Hurry back to us!
April 21, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Shash
Sadly, I live in a state that DOES NOT allow us to ship liquor. Oranges, yes, Liquor, no. But HEY! We have Disney!
Didn’t impress you either, huh? Sigh.
I DO have a house in a warm climate and a pool a few steps from my office (AKA the guest room) AND I make a mean pomegranate martini…
You know, when you run screaming from your current locale. Head SOUTH.
I’ll leave a light on fer ya!