
A couple weeks ago, my friends Tom and Carla gave me the scope on the upcoming Cincinnati Imports event. A born and bred Cincinnatian, I can not claim import-status, but the Imports tend to overlook my Skyline breath and generally welcome me with open arms.
I was intrigued to find out the event would be the Cincinnati Rollergirls’ home season opener at The Cincinnati Gardens. It had been decades since I’d last gone to the Gardens – maybe a circus in the 80′s, who knows? A walk down memory lane.
That walk got a little longer when I found out that in addition to knowing Rollergirl Jammer @missprint95, I had gone to high school with one of the team’s most powerful Pivots – Blu Bayou.

MissPrint and Blu Bayou – photos from Cincinnati Rollergirls Site
Of course, not knowing much about the actual rollerderby, I did some surfing of the ol’interwebs to see what I was in store for:
Well, not exactly, thank goodness! More like this:
The night was pure adrenaline. It’s athletic and fun and exciting. I’ll admit I had no idea what was happening the first half hour or so. There was no ball to keep your eye on and though the commentary was quite colorful (holla Collier Mamma), the pace was fast and my head was spinning. But fellow fans (Doug, Tom & Carla, Sara, Barry and Kate) schooled me on some of the ins and outs and it all started to click. Venture here for a tutorial.

It was so wonderful to see strong, talented and gorgeous women being celebrated. There was a pretty sizable crowd cheering them on and frankly that’s not something women have enough of in these parts. We’re surrounded by testosterone-heavy sports in this city and it was nice to root on the ladies for a change! Plus, unlike most games in the testosterone jungle, WE won!
The Rollergirls made quick work of their opponents, the Hard Knox Rollergirls from Tennessee. But even in the face of certain defeat, our southern sistas boogied and laughed and had a great time. I loved their spirit. I’m sick to death of seeing “adult” athletes lose their cool and act like asshats when things don’t go their way.

I give the whole night two thumbs up. It’s affordable: $10 tickets in the stands, $15 if you want to upgrade to trackside (where the action is!), parking is free (unheard of in this city, eh?) and for the first hour or so you can indulge in $1 beers! I can’t wait to head back in April. Their next home match is scheduled for Saturday, April 11th when they’ll battle the Burning River Roller Girls. You can get your tickets from The Gardens, Ticketmaster or directly from your favorite Rollergirl. I’ll see you there!









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March 24, 2009 at 10:10 am
sandy toe
Never heard of this…wow!
sandy toe
March 24, 2009 at 10:20 am
Kate
That was a fantastic outing… Thanks for rallying us all together. I say us Losers take a lesson together with the Cincy Rollergirls – heck, maybe we could even get P into some skates!!
March 24, 2009 at 11:06 am
Maim E. Van Gore'n
So glad you had a blast! Thanks for coming out this weekend.
March 24, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Blu Bayou
Awww…it was so nice reconnecting with you. And great post! Thank you!
I love, love, love when the rollerderby bug bites someone in the booty! Folks just don’t know what they are missing so I am absolutely ELATED when a new fan shares their experience with the world!
A word of caution for you Amy, just to make sure you aren’t disappointed next time, the fold-up chairs are not as comfy as the couch.
A kid-sized inflatable intertube might getcha close enough though.
Great seeing you and thanks for partying with us afterwards!
March 24, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Trauma
Thanks for coming out! I’m glad you had fun, we did as well schooling those girls from Hard Knox, ha!
Love the pic you posted of me going in for a hit on their jammer! Hope you can make it again!
-Trauma #5nw
March 25, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Tom (in Kentucky)
We are soooooooo there on April 11.
March 26, 2009 at 8:13 am
sandy toe
Okay…who plants a garden in that outfit…maybe a good photo op! Come on!