So says Napoleon, so says we all.

Okay, last week was less than spectacular.  Bratty McBratty Pants is laying it on pretty thick about her win and others continue to live in a dream world where I’ll be thumped two weeks in a row.  This only serves to convince me that my friends are indeed illegal drug users.  Speed, crack, whacky-tobaccy?  Who knows, something is causing these delusions of grandeur.  Friends: drugs are bad.  There’s your free tip for the week.

These BFL ballers can talk their jive
That badge will be mine here in week five

TENNESSEE @ BALTIMORE
KANSAS CITY @ CAROLINA
CHICAGO @ DETROIT
ATLANTA @ GREEN BAY
INDIANAPOLIS @ HOUSTON
SAN DIEGO @ MIAMI
SEATTLE @ NY GIANTS
WASHINGTON @ PHILADELPHIA
TAMPA BAY @ DENVER
BUFFALO @ ARIZONA
CINCINNATI @ DALLAS
NEW ENGLAND @ SAN FRANCISCO
PITTSBURGH @ JACKSONVILLE

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
MINNESOTA @ NEW ORLEANS

POINTS: 42

My WINNING picks are in blue.

Brave enough to take me on?  Go post your picks and then Mr. Linky on Insta-Mom’s site.